Friday 20 June 2008

Adam "Not Pacman" Jones

In an effort to distance himself not only from the turmoil of his troubled past (including his non-existent 2007 season) but from everyone's favourite Japanese arcade game, Adam Jones has requested that the media drop his "Pacman" nickname (ESPN Reports).

Wide-Right predicts a 2008 NFL season full of commentary including the phrase "the player formally known as Pacman" (if indeed the player formally known as Pacman is reinstated).


In other, unrelated news, Sadia Morrison - who was with Mr Jones at the time of the now infamous LA Strip Club incident - has been found dead in New York.

Her family believe that while she was murdered, it was not related to the 2007 shooting at the Minxx Strip Club.

Miss Morrison was a stylist, publicist and promoter and had styled several A-list celebrities, including 50 Cent and Kanye West.

1 comment:

IainRWB said...

You may need to qualify the websites you REALLY like section. I can only assume you REALLY like ProFootballTalk because its love affair with the Patriots is so laughable?